So one night I had this craving to play XCOM Apocalypse (3rd in the XCOM series). I had played it many years ago on an older machine running Windows 98 or it might have actually been 3.11. Anyways, it was a pain even then to get the sound working correctly, but I think I finnally got it on the old system.
Now this game must have been rushed. It is very fickle and even the documentation says it was developed for DOS only and that Windows users should use MS-DOS mode. (This was written before the days of NT aka Windows 2000 and XP, which don't have such modes). So of course trying to run it in command prompt under XP didn't fly. It would install fine but the game would not run, even with the compatibility settings and tweaks.
Fortunately I had ran into this problem with the first XCOM game. I found a nice DOS emulator for Windows (which is kind of ironic, that I would need one) called DOS Box. It did the job for the first one, so I figured that I could get it to run under it. Nope, no dice. Still did the same things, and I tried numerous settings like installing it through DOSBox (instead of just mounting the folder that had it) nothing worked.
Finally out of nowhere something dawned on me: Virtual PC. I saw my late friend use it. Instead of trying to emulate a single OS, it emulates an entire PC. My friend had used it to install Mandrake Linux so he could switch between normal windows and linux like it was nothing. I had thought about getting it to try linux out but never got around to it. Suddenly, I realized that this would do the trick. Just install DOS on the virtual PC and install XCOM and poof I'm playing XCOM. (As you can probably tell from the size of the post, it was not that easy)
I then realized that you might have to pay for this software and thought I might have to 'acquire' it. But I checked out Microsoft's site on it and they are offering it for free, and working on another version that's in beta. Freakin sweet. Sucker is small too, about 18 megs, installed pretty fast too.
Then came the next problem, it doesn't come with any OS's. Thus you have to install your own which is fine for linux which you can download for free, but DOS technically has a licence and M$ isn't going to put it up for download anytime soon. I thought about 'acquiring' it, but how popular of a download would MS-DOS be?
Then I remembered the first PC my family got. Had the good old Windows 3.11, which requires DOS. I knew we had disks for it in case we needed to reinstall or recover the system. (Computer is long gone now, lived pretty long as we got Win98 on it... barely) So I go downstairs to my brother's computer area searching for the disk. I come from a line of pack rats, I knew we still had the disks, even though years ago I probably would have said that we could pitch it if we wanted to. Unfortunately, there were many disks. (I'm talking good ol' 3.5" floppies you will be telling your grand kids about) My Dad would literally go dumpster diving at his work. They tended to throw out usable stuff, including floppy diskettes. Well back when we had the 3.11 system, way before CD burners, hell before USB, floppies were the prime choice of media. My Dad got boxes of Disks. We never had a shortage, if you needed a new floppy just grab one and format it and stick a label on it. Anyways it took me awhile to find the disks among all the others.
Alright hoo ray got my DOS right here. Shit... I don't have a floppy drive on my computer, they are obsolete and I thought I'd save a bit of money. Fortunately my parents computer had one. So I copied all the files including the hidden and system ones to folders and then transferred them to my computer over the network.
Ok, got the folders on my computer lets start this up. I knew you could mount CD's and Floppy's on the virtual PC (you can even do folders, but it takes some work and an existing OS). However, you can only mount images of the floppies, so I needed an image. I thought, OK I can make a bootable CD with the files on there and run the setup from the CD. Used Nero to 'Burn' one to the virtual image drive with the files I needed, mount it up boot the virtual pc. It loads but then I notice it says 'Caldera DR-DOS'. Well shit... It's the off-brand DOS, who knows how it would handle a true MS-DOS program, let alone install it. Yeah, well I couldn't run the DOS program, cause it had to boot off of it, or possibly be ran with a partitioned drive. So I used Caldera to format, no dice. I even tried to use Caldera to install the system (IE install Caldera DOS), but it wouldn't boot.
OK, so I get to thinking. The Win98 CD does allow you to boot to a command prompt... which should be MS-DOS. Maybe I can do it from there, if nothing else partition and format the drive. It did occur to me to maybe just install 98 and use it's DOS or MS-DOS mode, but I was fearful that it might not work since what I read on the web, and even the manual about getting it to work on Win95/98. I try all that, format, fdisk, no dice. The installer would say 'Incorrect DOS version', pfft I'm trying to freaking install it, what does it matter if its the right version?
Now I realize that the only way to install DOS on this sucker is to make images of those disks, or install a floppy on my computer and route it though there. In hindsight I should have done that, but instead I found this program called WinImage. Handy thing as it can even open the virtual hard drive files that virtual pc uses and edit them. Unfortunately it didn't come with a standard boot image, and I almost tried to download one, when I realized I could just make an image of the disks I have on my parents computer. So I install WinImage on their computer make images.. of 3 disks. (Keep in mind how slow floppies are, and this was the 2nd time I was basically coping everything off of it). Got the images, transferred them to my computer, mounted and viola! I'm installing MS-DOS 6.22.
It gets done and boots up and I suddenly remember the old command prompt days, and here I had a very clean install of DOS that I could do whatever I wanted with. But I got back to the task at hand and tried to save some time by copying the XCOM files (I had installed it about 2 or 3 times already) onto the virtual hard drive (using WinImage), but the game still wouldn't run. So I'm like ok... I'll install it through DOS on here, all it will detect is this Virtual PC, not my advanced one that blows it's mind. Do all that, keep in mind I've installed this several times, each time taking a good 15-20 minutes.
OK here we go, time to play some XCOM. I'm really stoked. The only way of getting any closer to an actual DOS machine would be to make one (but why? when I get tired of the game, I'm gonna have to find a place for the machine).
Nope, no dice. Same error as when I tried the copied files. I use some 'fixes' that were out on the web, they didn't do anything.
I search around on the net some more, hoping that someone else tried to install this on a Virtual PC as well. Fortunately I found one, he has an entire blog devoted to getting things to run on Virtual PC. He has a whole section on games too!
I read up on what he did, sounds like he had an easier time, probably because he's installed DOS on VPC before. He ran into the same error I did, and it appears that a few select games like this on and command and conquer run some bizarre processor command that causes VPC to crash. Oh, wonderful. But this guy did get it to run on VPC. Guess what, he installed Win98 and used it's MS-DOS mode. The very thing I avoided doing in fear that it wouldn't work! (It appears that Win98's DOS ignores the processor command, instead of bombing out and it works.
OK... so I load up the 98 CD. Fortunately it doesn't have to format, so I can keep the XCOM installation and use them. (Unfortunately, those 'fixes' caused them to crash later). So I install 98 which takes forever. VPC is wonderful, but it's still emulating and it's very slow. Even Windows 98 takes forever even though the transfer was from an image on my hard disk it took forever to copy and even longer to 'install all the devices'.
OK, got 98 up and running. Got the nice pale green desktop at 640x480 resolution. What's the first thing I do? Restart in MS-DOS mode.
Alright lets try this out. I run XCOM from there and it crashes first because of the 'fixes' I mentioned earlier, and later after I installed it (yes, I installed it yet another time through MS-DOS mode).
At this point I'm like What the Hell? Then I remembered that I did install these Additions that VPC has (lets you mount folders and helps it perform better) for when I had DOS on it (I needed them for the CD drivers, as the game was on a CD, and it had pirate protection). I thought that it might be interfering with this fickle game. So I removed them from the autoexec.bat which apparently 98 still runs before loading. Still no dice.
I reboot again into windows, and out of sheer desperation I try running it through a shell in windows. I knew it wouldn't work. If it doesn't work in MS-DOS mode why would it work in Windows?
It worked.
But of course there was a slight problem. Sound was fubar, just static and all. So I quit out and play around with sound settings, some of them screwing up and I'd have to restart the computer etc. Got one that worked, or it would. After about 5 minutes or so it would start popping and crapping out. So I tried some other settings and tested the sound in the setup program many many times, comparing it to the old ones (which did start popping and cracking after a while) and this one still sounded good. So I went with it thinking alright got the sound down. It still pops and cracks after about 5 or so minutes, fortunately when the game switches modes it resets and I get another 5-10 minutes of actual sound.
Oh and yeah, the game runs kinda slow. I remember it being much smoother on the old computer but oh well. I spent an entire day getting it to work (actually trying it through DOSBox and XP was tried the previous day). Needless to say I've been playing it quite a bit.
Expect more updates on this game. I already have 2 things in mind but this post is already long enough and I need to sleep.